Luring The Walking Teenager

Let me start by saying The Walking Teenager is not entirely like The Walking Dead. Sure, they can both startle you with their mere appearance. They can add stress to your life. At times, their appetite is insatiable. At times, The Walking Teenager only communicates with minimal verbal grunts and groans like The Walking Dead.

The Walking Teenager usually will not seek out any other than their own. When they do, it is out of necessity of money, a ride to the skate park, or food. They are not trying to attack and eat your brain, though after a day with the creatures, you may feel you have lost a bit of your mind.

This past weekend I found myself home alone with three walking teenagers. Well, two walking and one crutches enabled teenager. It was after 10am and I had not heard or seen any of the creatures. Here is what happened that morning.

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