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When you ask kids to walk the dog

Yesterday I asked for one of the kids to walk the dog since neither Gina or I would be home for his normal walk time.  I requested that a text message be sent after the walk so that I would know if he had been walked. This is the message I received. "I caroused our Canis lupus familiaris to which as referred to as "Maynard" on the walkways of our local urban area. Me and the dog walked in unison till he expelled feces onto the front lawn of a home within our vicinity. He also did urinate multiple times throughout our excursion. I think I have done the task you have asked for me to complete."